#Divine comedy waiting
The Sabarimala gold robbers seem to have discovered a new form of devotion: stealing from their own deity while chanting “Swamiye Saranam Ayyappa.”
These are not ordinary thieves; they are VIP devotees who believe that Ayyappa is too busy blessing crores of pilgrims to notice a few kilograms of gold quietly peeling off the idols. They entered the sanctum not with folded hands, but with folded plans.
And now, as the High Court sits like a modern-day Dharma Sastha, their excuses shine even brighter than the gold they stole. It is the first time in history that Ayyappa devotees needed an SIT more urgently than a Makaravilakku.
As the investigation climbs the 18 holy steps of corruption, even seasoned political climbers of the ruling party are sweating, not from devotion, but from the fear of handcuffs. The arrested “bhaktas” now claim innocence with the same sincerity they once reserved for their poojas.
But karma has a sense of humour. Before death, the punishment waiting for them is simple. They will have to stand in the Sabarimala queue during peak season, without VIP access, carrying an empty irumudi, while every pilgrim asks them, “Gold the gold gone?”
And after death? Ayyappa will send them to a special naraka where they must polish temple bells for eternity, with no gold in sight. The will be only their reflections reminding them of their pious theft. Such is the divine comedy of those who thought they could outsmart their own god.

