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Even the English professors were shocked to see the linguistics in that special poster held up by the children of Chavara Guhanandapuram School. The discovery of Marxist theorist Jaromi from Kollam, who shocked both Shakespeare and Vailopp(Pi)illi that the word Pookie seen on the banner does mean cute, is immense. Mulakuvellam (MV) Jayarajan, who said that Shumban means one who spreads light, is an erudition that surpasses even the scholars.
If "Poda Poomone" had been written on the banner, the former Higher Education Minister, who carries a house on her head, would have come to justify it by saying that it was out of love for nature and that "poo" means "flower" in English. In any case, the incident rose to international level as the linguistic prowess of those with doctorates in English literature was revealed. To figure out the grammar and meaning of words, you need a PhD; otherwise, ordinary people will misunderstand this as some kind of vulgarity!
In fact, the teacher who painted such letters on the hands of these children should be honored with a good prayer. Instead of giving children time to play and learn, the political scum who make them hold up such placards and entertain them should be tracked down and punished.
If you look at this style of justification by Chinta Jerome, it is certain that in the future a special academic panel will have to be formed to measure politeness and grammar in schools!
-K. A. Solaman
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