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K-Soda
K-Soda
In a groundbreaking move, the Kerala state government has decided to dip its toes into the lucrative world of soda and soft drink production. Soda Is an essential item for liquor business.
Because when we think of government efficiency, we definitely think of fizzy drinks, right? So, Kerala is set to revolutionize the beverage industry. Forget about traditional industries like agriculture or infrastructure; sodas are the future, apparently.
In a statement, a government official remarked, "We've tackled education, healthcare, and even tourism. It's time we bring our innovative spirit to the realm of carbonated beverages. When human body tries hard to give out all carbon dioxide from it, the government proposes to augment it with carbonated water.
Because when life gives us lemons, we don't just make lemonade. We form a corporation, preferably a K-Soda corporation to evaluate the optimal lemon-to-sugar ratio. The citizens then wait in line for a permit to purchase citrus. Cheers to Kerala, where the fountain of progress bubbles with bureaucracy and a hint of fizz.
-K A Solaman
Monday, February 26, 2024
Contaminated rum
Thursday, February 22, 2024
Unfair appointment
Tuesday, February 20, 2024
0bstratucting rice distribution
Monday, February 19, 2024
Killing of Arathi
Saturday, February 17, 2024
Sita and Akbar
Friday, February 16, 2024
Discord
Thursday, February 15, 2024
Black Flag demonstration
Wednesday, February 14, 2024
Rahul Gandhi's Role
Tuesday, February 13, 2024
Court Fee
Monday, February 12, 2024
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External counsels
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isaac &ED
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Bharat rice & Federalism
Friday, February 9, 2024
Delhi Strike
Tuesday, February 6, 2024
Dubious Plan B
Thursday, February 1, 2024
K-Rail is bearing fruit
Wednesday, January 24, 2024
Benefits of Ram temple
Monday, January 22, 2024
Avoiding ED
Saturday, December 23, 2023
Desparate Sadas
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Mysterious death
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Dam Safety
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One more church
Monday, August 14, 2023
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K-Toddy
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Milk War
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Draconian law
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Open eyes
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Futile Jodo Yathra
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