K-Soda
In a groundbreaking move, the Kerala state government has decided to dip its toes into the lucrative world of soda and soft drink production. Soda Is an essential item for liquor business.
Because when we think of government efficiency, we definitely think of fizzy drinks, right? So, Kerala is set to revolutionize the beverage industry. Forget about traditional industries like agriculture or infrastructure; sodas are the future, apparently.
In a statement, a government official remarked, "We've tackled education, healthcare, and even tourism. It's time we bring our innovative spirit to the realm of carbonated beverages. When human body tries hard to give out all carbon dioxide from it, the government proposes to augment it with carbonated water.
Because when life gives us lemons, we don't just make lemonade. We form a corporation, preferably a K-Soda corporation to evaluate the optimal lemon-to-sugar ratio. The citizens then wait in line for a permit to purchase citrus. Cheers to Kerala, where the fountain of progress bubbles with bureaucracy and a hint of fizz.
-K A Solaman
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