#Magical hiding Place
For two full weeks, the mighty Kerala Police, armed with modern technology, surveillance systems, and an unmatched talent for conducting intensive press conferences, tirelessly searched for MLA Rahul Mamkootathil. They combed forests, scanned highways, peeped into resorts, and perhaps even checked under a few mattresses. Yet the honourable MLA remained as invisible as a solar eclipse during monsoon.
And then, in a twist befitting a comedy serial, Rahul calmly walked into a polling booth in Palakkad, pressed the button, and walked out. He thus politely reminding us that while the police couldn’t find him for 14 days, he could find the polling station in just a few minutes. A huge police force was deployed after his arrival was anticipated, not while he was missing. The irony sparkles brighter than their star badges.
Since the police spent two weeks returning empty-handed, the MLA should do the public a favour and reveal this magical hiding place, that perfect spot where even the Kerala Police’s famed with scientific investigation cannot reach. It will be a great public service, especially for those planning anticipatory bail. After all, if our police cannot find a well-known politician within the state, common people might also appreciate knowing where to disappear when life gets complicated.
In the end, the Kerala Police failed to find the man. But the polling booth found him. Perhaps, next time, instead of searching the state, they should simply wait at the nearest election.

